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                                                                “我觉得，你r偿吧！”李澈开口，就像是他转着杯子的动作一样随意，“反正你现在没男人，我没nv人，凑一起为中国结婚率添砖加瓦算了。”                                                                                                             _|||                                                                                                             姐我瞬间被震撼了，这男人刚刚说了啥西？这实在是太雷人了吧。什么叫做“你现在没男人，我没nv人，凑一起为中国结婚率添砖加瓦算了”这种话像是会从李澈的嘴里面冒出来么？！                                                                                                             这算是破罐子破摔还是求婚？                                                                                                             这个世界癫狂了！                                                                                                             随后，我做了今天最想做的事情，站起了身，伸手去捏了李澈的脸一把。                                                                                                             唔，国产灯泡的手感还是不错的，质量还算是有保证。                                                                                                             李澈也没有拍掉我的手，由着我做出这个放肆的动作，末了，他只是凉凉地问了一句：“m够了么，要该m一下其他地方来证实是不是本人么？”                                                                                                             我慌的立马地缩回了手，我发誓，我对李澈最熟悉的还是那张脸，对他身上其他部分我一概一无所知，请不要用有se眼光来看待我和他之间的关系。                                                                                                             “你开玩笑？”我认真无b地问着，“其实我真不觉得自己哪里b较出se。”                                                                                                             “我知道，一个宅nv，放假可以足不出户用泡面电视睡觉来解决，钱不多，或许到现在的存款连个卫生间都买不起，工作能力不强，混到现在也就勉强算是个合格的dj，也没有想要往上爬的野心，作风习惯也不好，经常丢三落四的，唯一可取之处也就算厨艺了……”                                                                                                             李澈哼了哼，说出来的话又快又狠。                                                                                                             我一头汗水，虽然都是事实，但是也不需要这么直白吧，太伤人了吧。